Transport is Arranged

- Hoy Jueves a las 14 pm un avión LanChile despegó rumbo a Santiago y en el viajaba mi señor padre junto a señora madre. Por ende y sin necesidad de un mayor análisis confirmo que yo y mi hermano somos huerfanos por una semana.
Alegría, alegría?. Ah no si no.

El primer dia en solitario ha sido realmente un fiasco. Ando -como se dice en wen chileno- media espirituá y no he podido hacer lo que cualquier persona home alone haria, como escuchar música a todo shansho, cantar a viva voz, hacer pis con la puerta abierta, etc etc.

He hecho es lo de siempre: comer, escuchar radio, bajar música y buscar el bendito parche para PaintShop. Pero me entretuve de sobremanera releyendo las citas de Julie Burchill. Es que después de Urrejola es una de las feminas más secas e interesantes que he conocido, o mejor dicho encontrado, porque de conocer gosh que me falta.

Acá van algunas palabrotas de esta cuarentona inglesa que rockea

"To nearly anyone who has held a British newspaper at any time over the last 15 years, the feeling of being irritated or even shocked by Julie Burchill will be familiar."

"All I ever wanted from life was love and money, and from a very early age I realised that fame (even of the mildest type) would provide the most pleasurable and profitable short cut to both."

"The trouble with people who stop believing in socialism is that they end up believing in absolutely everything else! In fact they end up as Julie Burchill... This is government by Burchill!"

"It may not be that there is an actual conspiracy to isolate, castrate and destroy the British working class - more likely, what we see is simply casual, "concerned" contempt in action. But ...better to die on one's feet than to live on one's knees - being taught at cut-price yoga4u classes - any day of the week."

"No sort of revolutionary ever goes into the entertainment business, because entertainment is there to divert us from the reality of our lives"

"At times in my life, I've wanted to be a lesbian, a Jew and a horse - but I've never, ever wanted to be a man."

"Only three sorts of people actually like their work: ponces who don't do proper jobs; heroes, who do life and death jobs; and people who find their home lives so appalling that the workplace is a sanctuary. Anyone else is a liar. Or, even worse, they really do like it. "

"Readers are invited to come and spit at me. I will, of course, welcome the attention. "

Partió en la NME, después estuvo harto tiempo en el Guardian, y ahora anda por el Times.

Wannabe?, Sort of.